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Offline FRoG

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My Journal...
« on: May 07, 2009, 07:27:23 AM »
Dear Diary,
Stardate: The Seventh of May, Two-Thousand-And-Nine, Anno Domini

Today I discovered the true depths of my bordem whilst not engaged in sexual fantasy, a rambunctious programing project, writing my novel (har har), learning what wonders the google define: <insert word> search-function may provide, or watching team sports. Namely: it is bottomless. 'It' being the pit of despair that lurks in the furthest recesses of my prepubescent sexy lesbian body (If you didn't know, I am a super hot lesbian btw). My killer bewbs, though fair by any standards, have been oft-described as awesome. I digress.

Unfortunately, I've lost my train of thought. More to come...
« Last Edit: May 07, 2009, 07:38:27 AM by FRoG »

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Re: My Journal...
« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2009, 07:30:52 AM »
I remembered what I was driving at:
Instead of stare at the wall, as I usually do in a (I'm saying this with pride) stalkerish kind of way, I posted a poll about what constitutes a bowl of fucking chili on Blazednet.com. Ta-da! I'm a fuckbag.

With love,
{EwR}FRoG

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Re: My Journal...
« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2009, 02:56:54 PM »
LOL this shit is always funny

Offline Raptor

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Re: My Journal...
« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2009, 09:04:25 PM »
Hahahah

Offline FRoG

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Re: My Journal...
« Reply #4 on: May 09, 2009, 01:37:34 PM »
Dear Diary,

I spent last night vomiting into a cheap plastic trashbag. I figure emptying the contents of my apparently arrogant/sickly/prissy stomach into a trashcan would become nasty-as-shit very quickly. What I didn't consider was that doing said activity in a cheap plastic trashbag was just as bad, if not worse, because of the fact that they can get fucking holes in them when you least need them to exist.

Now, along with a convenient bag full of ground up food and stomach acid, I have a fucking bed-sheet rolled up and hidden away in my closet. It's like I'm a squirrel, but instead of useful, edible shit, I hide vomit for the winter. Thanks, God. You can be a real cunt sometimes.

With love,
{EwR}FRoG

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Re: My Journal...
« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2009, 03:41:42 PM »
Dear Diary,

This morning, at around 9:30 ante meridiem I gathered four things and assembled them into something I could put into my stomach, namely: instant coffee, sugar, creamer, and hot water. I placed all of these ingredients into a pink starbucks cup that had found its way into my cupboard.

It was at this point that I realized what a douche I was.

With love,
{EwR}FRoG

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Re: My Journal...
« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2009, 09:44:45 PM »
Dear Diary,

I finalllllly turned 13!!!!

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Re: My Journal...
« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2009, 08:06:13 AM »
lol frog

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Re: My Journal...
« Reply #8 on: June 02, 2009, 05:50:42 PM »
LOL@FUCKING VOMIT SQUIRREL

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Re: My Journal...
« Reply #9 on: June 03, 2009, 03:31:09 PM »
im 12 and idk what's going on here

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Re: My Journal...
« Reply #10 on: June 03, 2009, 09:38:52 PM »
32C!

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« Reply #11 on: June 09, 2009, 04:34:06 PM »
This is an epic thread

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Re: My Journal...
« Reply #12 on: June 15, 2009, 01:14:44 AM »
Frog, did you die?

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« Reply #13 on: July 30, 2009, 05:21:15 AM »
Quite the opposite, $oulfly. For instance, today whilst gently applying topical lotions for my various genital lesions, I thought about the complexities and joys of modern life. The numerous growths on my penis, for one. How life spreads so fast! So vigorous! Thank you, God! Thank you for my penis! More importantly, thank you for what you've *done* to my penis! How irrevocable and tragic, sure, but how wonderful. FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

more to come

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« Reply #14 on: March 16, 2010, 10:28:15 PM »
Quite the opposite, $oulfly. For instance, today whilst gently applying topical lotions for my various genital lesions, I thought about the complexities and joys of modern life. The numerous growths on my penis, for one. How life spreads so fast! So vigorous! Thank you, God! Thank you for my penis! More importantly, thank you for what you've *done* to my penis! How irrevocable and tragic, sure, but how wonderful. FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

more to come

Well, first off, don't say I didn't tell you to quit fucking with those pinoy trannys. God is just saying,
"You did such a great job, I'm going to give you the gift that keeps on giving!"