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Offline FRoG

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« on: April 05, 2008, 09:35:54 AM »
Provided by: the E.S.M. (since 1389)

     There was a great Apple Tree which stood in the center of the Garden. Cetty the Mighty Mountain Lion had pondered for many a' weary hour on how to take down this Apple Tree, for it blocked his View. Accepting the Grandeur of the Task At Hand, Cetty the Mighty Mountain Lion summoned his war-companions, elite all, to assist him in vanquishing his foe. They came.

     "Killadouche the Bag of Terror," said Cetty the Mighty Mountain Lion, "I am Cetty the Mighty Mountain Lion, Destroyer of Walls, Warden of my Fair Village, will you help me vanquish this Apple Tree from my view?"
     "I will," said Killadouche. His Bag quivered with Terror.
     Similarly, Everbread the Whole Wheat Vengeance, Disgbird the Feathered Menace, Donbert the Outrageous Fop, and Liono offered their help.
     "When will we begin our noble effort," said I (Lord of Ponds, Master of Greenery), "For mine eyes doth verily spy rain on the horizon!"
     "Then we must begin quickly!" said Cetty the Mighty Mountain Lion for he did not like to get his war-fur wet, then: "To the tree!"
    They cut vigorously into the hour, and eventually felled the beastly tree with their works and efforts. 'Twas a victorious day for the Elite Society of Men.



-the end-

Offline EverBlue

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« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2008, 09:51:36 AM »
Lmfao!

Offline CetniK

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« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2008, 01:13:43 PM »
Rofl ahhh

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« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2008, 01:44:10 AM »
Frog scares me sometimes.

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« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2008, 11:57:52 AM »
The cum down his throat finally went to his brain.

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« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2008, 03:37:10 PM »
you seem grouchy of late

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« Reply #6 on: April 06, 2008, 10:12:52 PM »
Mrpullups wants to know why Mrpullups wasnt in this story. MRPULLUPS IS MAD

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« Reply #7 on: April 07, 2008, 06:31:31 AM »
Agreed. I wasn't in the story. I'm pissed. I've been betrayed by my bum buddies!

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« Reply #8 on: April 07, 2008, 12:14:25 PM »
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Agreed. I wasn't in the story. I'm pissed. I've been betrayed by my bum buddies!


Hush, boy.

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« Reply #9 on: April 07, 2008, 04:38:43 PM »
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Agreed. I wasn't in the story. I'm pissed. I've been betrayed by my bum buddies!


Hush, boy.


loser D:



USEast: DaNo

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« Reply #10 on: April 07, 2008, 04:48:40 PM »
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Agreed. I wasn't in the story. I'm pissed. I've been betrayed by my bum buddies!


Hush, boy.


loser D:


Hush, rando.

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« Reply #11 on: April 09, 2008, 04:56:22 PM »
lets just have a big orgy we can gangbang cetty in the butt!!!! PARTY!!!

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« Reply #12 on: April 10, 2008, 11:41:03 AM »
Lolz lolz
{EwR}ZeRO^KoG

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« Reply #13 on: April 10, 2008, 02:57:17 PM »
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lets just have a big orgy we can gangbang cetty in the butt!!!! PARTY!!!

rofl fagbert