Elite Warriors of the Realm

Member Forum => {EwR}FRoG => Topic started by: FRoG on February 15, 2008, 04:36:11 AM

Title: ewr public policy?!
Post by: FRoG on February 15, 2008, 04:36:11 AM
Notice:

It is important to note that in the coming days we, the Elite Society of Men, will be implementing various new policies in regards to our well-thought-of peasantry. Please note: these are mandatory, and those unfortunate souls who refuse to participate will be thoroughly man handled and placed in very Uncomfortable Situations by one DoN, our most noble Regent Pedophile.

Firstly, as noted by our illustrious House Warden, protector-of-our-land, his Reverend-Self Sir Cetnik, has decreed thus: You will be subject to homosexuality upon entering the channel.
The reader will note that this is both necesary and prudent, essential to our Way of Life. The Elite Society of Men lightly applaud Sir Cetnik, his Reverend-Self, for thinking such thoughts and conveying them so eloquently.

More to come as the days progress. Complaints may be filed in triplicate and sent to our Noble Scribe, His-Noble-Vanquisher-of-Un-Aesthetically-Pleasing-Spiders, Sir SeriaL~KiLLa. From there he will file said Distasteful Complaints to the appropriate boxes that we have conveniently set up in an ante-room.

Signed,
His-Venerable-Self Sir FRoG

Any questions pertaining to our policy may be directed towards His-Noble-Ness Sir SeriaL~KiLLa of Inter-Office Relations and Foreign Bodies of Ill-Repute.
Title: ewr public policy?!
Post by: Raptor on February 15, 2008, 08:38:48 PM
Yeah everything that frog with some cheese on top.
Title: ewr public policy?!
Post by: EverBlue on February 16, 2008, 01:05:19 AM
HAHAHAHAHA!
Title: ewr public policy?!
Post by: {EwR}DaNo` on February 16, 2008, 01:18:26 AM
:roll:
Title: ewr public policy?!
Post by: Epen on February 16, 2008, 01:50:01 AM
You're hilarious and not a single spelling error.
Title: ewr public policy?!
Post by: Epen on February 16, 2008, 01:55:59 AM
I bet Frog's in College/University majoring in English and everytime he checks the forum he laughs like a mad bitch at our English slang (i.e. laugh=laff, lol, rofl, lawl etc...)
Title: ewr public policy?!
Post by: FRoG on February 16, 2008, 10:54:40 AM
...i live in a fuckin trash can
Title: ewr public policy?!
Post by: CetniK on February 17, 2008, 01:37:37 AM
frog is oscar the grouch!
Title: ewr public policy?!
Post by: FRoG on February 28, 2008, 05:46:27 AM
I would like to announce that the Elite Society of Men will be having its Annual Inquisition soon. The Elite Society members should note that they must bring their own devices. I for one noticed we had quite an embarassing time of it last year and hope this will not happen again.

As We All know, the Elite Society of Men has Endured and Prospered for nearly two centuries now. I expect the turn out to be as delicious as the previous year's.

As always, any questions may be directed to this year's Chief Inquisitor, His Noble-Ness, Sir SeriaL~KiLLa. These will, in all likely-hood, be ignored of course. It wouldn't be proper to acknowledge the Humanity of those outside the Elite Society of Men. However, We do take pity on you rambling masses.

For a Proper List of what is acceptable to bring, consult this year's Noble Inquisitor-Consult, our Noble House Warden, Protector-of-Our-Land, His Reverend-Self Sir Cetnik.

Be Strong and Jovial,
His Venerable-Self Sir FRoG

Godspeed

E.S.M.
Title: ewr public policy?!
Post by: EverBlue on February 28, 2008, 06:21:14 AM
What am I?
Title: ewr public policy?!
Post by: CetniK on February 28, 2008, 05:23:37 PM
rofl. you're a serf
Title: ewr public policy?!
Post by: EverBlue on February 29, 2008, 06:27:37 AM
SERF REVOLT!
Title: ewr public policy?!
Post by: CetniK on February 29, 2008, 08:34:34 AM
LOL

*MIGHTY CETNIK PUTS DOWN THE BAN HAMMER*
Title: haha
Post by: ZeRO on February 29, 2008, 07:38:47 PM
lolz
Title: ewr public policy?!
Post by: Raptor on March 01, 2008, 08:10:54 PM
lololol
Title: ewr public policy?!
Post by: EverBlue on March 03, 2008, 01:20:25 AM
The sickle > banhammer
SERFS WIN
Title: ewr public policy?!
Post by: FRoG on March 03, 2008, 02:27:39 AM
The Elite Society of Men would like to announce:
The Noble Position of Table Cloth has opened up. This announcement comes on the heels of terribly unfortunate news that our previous Table Cloth has been soiled. We regretfully have nothing to cover our Table with. Applicants will be directed to His Noble-Ness SeriaL~KiLLa, Stadholder.

Sincerely,
His Venerable-Self, Sir FRoG

E.S.M.
Title: ewr public policy?!
Post by: CetniK on March 03, 2008, 03:25:49 AM
Do not be alarmed, sir Frog the Venerable.  We shall manure Kosovo soil with Albanian terrorists, and make an ever-expanding table cloth out of them.  Table cloth applications are now closed.

Sincerely,
His Reverend-Self, Sir CetniK

E.S.M.