OK so, last night i'm at a party at a popular camping park. I'm drunk and I find this girl, and I coax her into sucking my elite dick of the realm. SOOOO, i'm gettin head, and I realize this bitch uses her teeth and im like wtf, ok w/e its bad head ill just bust a nut. 30 mins later, i'm dying in pain (which i dont realize because im drunk) and shes still sucking my dick. I then proceeded to say fuck this, jerked it, and blew my babies down her throat. She leaves and i'm like wow, that was the worst head of life and don't think anymore of it. I wake up in the morning and my dick is fucking shredded, looks like a bever was chewing my dick. I'm now gonna be out of action for at least a week for this shit to heal. I hope i don't have fucking rabies.
Fuck it, I'm just going to get head from a beaver next time.
Lol You should have stopped her but I guess next time you will.
there will never be a next time :P
harsh
I had a similar experience.
What the fuck makes them think using teeth feels good? I should've bit that bitches clit off.
LOL *creates a troll thread on /b/ using this paragraph*
LINK ME
Oh, nevermind.
It probably 404'd.
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