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General Chat => General Chat => Topic started by: DoN on November 21, 2011, 01:45:23 AM

Title: What Is EwR???
Post by: DoN on November 21, 2011, 01:45:23 AM
What is EwR? what does it mean to you? what did you get from your experiances in ewr?
And im not asking what EwR stands for we all know it stands for earwig rotondra but what do YOU get from ewr like why is it important.
Title: Re: What Is EwR???
Post by: CetniK on November 21, 2011, 02:24:38 AM
As I ponder about the complexities of EwR, I begin to wonder if Don ever had a gerbil enter his cavernous anus.  What giant of a gerbil it must be to satisfy the needs of Donbert.  His anus could quite even possibly house my legendary behemoth cock.  I've once nested my penis inside the glorious firegina.  It was a life-altering experience, of course, but could it compete with the binding tightness of Don's anus?  That, my friends, is a question for the ages..
Title: Re: What Is EwR???
Post by: EverBlue on November 21, 2011, 03:56:09 AM
*Sigh*
Title: Re: What Is EwR???
Post by: DoN on November 21, 2011, 06:34:35 PM
glad you whores still post on here kinda wondering if a few of you are even alive still ya ive seen tyler ever and cetty but who else??? who else wanders these forums in search of love

also what ive gathered (name of person//what they know of ewr)
cetnik = gay chat/hookup
ever-blue = hes just going along for the ride.
Title: Re: What Is EwR???
Post by: CetniK on November 21, 2011, 07:22:09 PM
Everblue = along for the gay hay ride

Fixed.
Title: Re: What Is EwR???
Post by: EverBlue on November 22, 2011, 04:17:24 AM
What the hell is a gay hay ride?
Title: Re: What Is EwR???
Post by: TyLeR on November 23, 2011, 06:34:50 PM
You ride with hay that is gay.
Title: Re: What Is EwR???
Post by: FiReWaLL on November 26, 2011, 04:49:52 PM
I am too sexy for this topic.
Title: Re: What Is EwR???
Post by: DoN on November 26, 2011, 08:56:05 PM
yet you still post how gay of you. i can see firewall finally got his turn on the community comp. now firewall i know things are slowly catching up there and windows 95 probally best you got but you still need to stay active.
Title: Re: What Is EwR???
Post by: FiReWaLL on November 29, 2011, 01:00:39 PM
Win95??? I thought 3.1 just came out????
Title: Re: What Is EwR???
Post by: DoN on December 02, 2011, 09:09:31 PM
The world watches anxiously as newfoundland the last home of the cavemen slowly joins the modern world. Soon they will have running water electricity and modern medical techniques. No more trying to clense evil spirits from sick people. NO MORE wondering why a dwarf comes out of a pregnate woman. NO MORE using the application of snake oil to fix sickness! We truly are watching the last primitive nation join the industrialised world. GO NEWFOUNDLAND WE ARE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU!!!!! but dont go too quickly the world still needs something to laugh at.
Title: Re: What Is EwR???
Post by: CetniK on December 02, 2011, 10:24:13 PM
VIVA INDEPENDENT NEWFOUNDLAND

We are proud to have you as the world's youngest nation! Please use the 200,000 portable toilets America donated. No more throwing out your shit outside your windows, Newfoundlandians!
Title: Re: What Is EwR???
Post by: DoN on December 06, 2011, 06:53:59 PM
No more shall Newfoundlanders reproduce with their brothers and sisters for we shall introduce to then religion. No more shall newfoundlanders run around naked for we shall send them clothes. NO MORE shall newfoundlanders practice sodomy. DON HAS SPOKEN
Title: Re: What Is EwR???
Post by: EverBlue on December 07, 2011, 04:59:58 AM
I don't see any fishing jokes in those handful of posts.
Try harder, fuckers.
Title: Re: What Is EwR???
Post by: DoN on December 07, 2011, 10:31:50 PM
me and cetnik are doing what me and cetnik do best. gay up these forums and talk shit. we dont see you saying much everblue...
Title: Re: What Is EwR???
Post by: EverBlue on December 08, 2011, 05:56:20 AM
Stop gaying shit up. I may stick around.
Title: Re: What Is EwR???
Post by: CetniK on December 08, 2011, 08:35:34 AM
Get off your high horse, blue.  We both know you love teh cock.
Title: Re: What Is EwR???
Post by: DoN on December 08, 2011, 11:36:08 PM
so everblue you honestly want to try and get this to go somewhere?
Title: Re: What Is EwR???
Post by: EverBlue on December 09, 2011, 05:05:37 AM
The forum ain't going anywhere until we find a suitable game to base ourselves around.
Title: Re: What Is EwR???
Post by: CetniK on December 09, 2011, 06:44:53 AM
Diablo 3 = the game
Title: Re: What Is EwR???
Post by: Raptor on December 09, 2011, 12:19:31 PM
MW3
Title: Re: What Is EwR???
Post by: DoN on December 09, 2011, 06:29:25 PM
uses his ####### high council powers and breaks ewr into a series of pieces and hands one piece to each member so that each may go out and build their own ewr from there new members will join they will be sent to our forums and incorporated into ewr because in my high and mighty god-likeness don the dark lord of ewr knows we cannot build up without expanding out! also not everyone in the guild will be able to join on one game together. GO OUT MY MINIONS BUILD ME AN EMPIRE. pets everblue the pet of don*
Title: Re: What Is EwR???
Post by: EverBlue on December 09, 2011, 11:24:28 PM
Yeah, I'm just waiting on D3.
Or if a couple other members decide to start up on an MMO, I'd probably join them too.
Title: Re: What Is EwR???
Post by: DoN on December 10, 2011, 04:32:44 PM
lets all jump on wow then.
Title: Re: What Is EwR???
Post by: EverBlue on December 11, 2011, 06:47:38 AM
How about we just kill ourselves and call it a day.
Title: Re: What Is EwR???
Post by: DoN on December 11, 2011, 02:18:40 PM
bad everblue. BAD.  we should each go out and start our own ewr on different games but use the same forum.
Title: Re: What Is EwR???
Post by: Raptor on December 11, 2011, 02:45:30 PM
Im with DON Im about to have an elite group of killers on MW3 use this forum.
Title: Re: What Is EwR???
Post by: DoN on December 11, 2011, 11:04:15 PM
go for it. we can run EwR like this. Each person starts their own version on whatever game. All the members use this forum. Eventually we will have a good pool of members going and we might even be able to "recruite" if you will from inside our own guild to other branches of EwR. It will take a reworking of the leadership also each branch should have its own with the main guild monitoring all other guilds and their progress. Sound good?
Title: Re: What Is EwR???
Post by: Soulfly on December 13, 2011, 01:24:15 AM
psh. <laffs>

your threads are inferior, don.

Title: Re: What Is EwR???
Post by: EverBlue on December 13, 2011, 04:29:17 AM
http://forum.elite-realm.com/index.php/topic,4015.new.html#new
Go here.
Title: Re: What Is EwR???
Post by: {EwR}`TiNK` on January 06, 2012, 03:22:37 PM
EWR to me is like Cetniks small penis. You know it's there. You simply can't see it.
Title: Re: What Is EwR???
Post by: DoN on January 10, 2012, 04:06:18 AM
and soulflys herpes and lice infested vagina.
Title: Re: What Is EwR???
Post by: Raptor on February 12, 2012, 09:57:18 PM
Quote from: {EwR}`TiNK` on January 06, 2012, 03:22:37 PM
EWR to me is like Cetniks small penis. You know it's there. You simply can't see it.
LOL
Title: Re: What Is EwR???
Post by: DoN on February 14, 2012, 08:36:14 AM
heheh