act I
scene I: the park. frog sits on a bench watching don and cetnik play catch. killa walks over from a nearby bench.
killa: whatcha got there?
frog: where?
killa: there? what is that?
frog: oh..nothing
killa: no..no thats definately something. what is it?
frog: oh! this?
killa: yeah.
frog: crack.
killa: oh.
frog: yeah.
[awkward silence]
killa: can i?
[frog looks at crack pipe then back at killa]
frog: okay...
[crack orgy ensues]
[cetnik walks over]
cetnik: hey killa. didn't see you.
killa: hey.
cetnik: whats up?
[killa looks at frog]
killa: nothing.
[don overhears and walks over]
don: no i saw you doing something. what was it?
frog: we weren't doing anything.
don: whats that?
frog: whats what?
don: that. in your hand. what is it?
[frog looks at crack pipe]
frog: oh..this? its a crack pipe.
cetnik/don: oh.
[cetnik and don exchange looks]
cetnik: may i?
[frog looks at killa]
killa: okay...
[crack orgy ensues]
end scene.
wtf i dont say "whats up" you fuckin whitey
Quote from: "CetniK"wtf i dont say "whats up" you fuckin whitey
Banned / NuF ZeD
act I
scene II: the bus. cetnik decides to ride the bus. dano sits in the back holding hands with disgusting. zerg patiently waits for his stop. firewall drives.
cetnik: lawl.
dano: NuF ZeD
cetnik: wtf.
dano: banned. NuF ZeD.
cetnik: lawlz
zerg: y0
firewall: my gaping vagina itches.
cetnik: lawlz0rz
disgusting: rotflmaolalsg
cetnik: wtf does that mean?!
zerg: y0
dano: NuF ZeD.
cetnik: wtf.
firewall: itchy...vagina. gaping.
cetnik: lawlz.
end scene.
Act II
Scene I: the battlefield
frog: dude, cetnik, the muslims are coming!
cetnik:fuckin dogs ill kill them all!
frog: dude, i can see their faces now omfg panic everyone!
cetnik: STFU DUDE IM TRYIN TO PLAY FIFA
killa:dude im so high right now smoked me some good weed
don:now i shall make my advances towards killa. he shall see my true feelings towards him
killa:dude, i can see what you're saying
don:..oh
killa:dont worry i wanna bang your anus just as hard :)
firewall:dudes, load your bots!
zerg:y0
cetnik:stfu zerg go afk
zerg:k
firewall:dude, cetnik stop banning everyone
firewall was kicked by KiLLa[EwR]@Azeroth (he's my boo boo)>
don:dude, that was so hot cetnik fuck me
cetnik:stfu i said im playing FIFA you stupid honkey
lol
Act III
Scene IV
[frog,cetnik,dano sit in a corner outside the school passing aruound the dope...]
[suddenly frog speaks]
frog: damn i wish i could sit some more...but...(puff-puff)..but i gotta do an ANTI-DRUG speach...
[suddenly a group of muslims get drive-byed by killa]
END SCENE
act IV
scene I: tyler amongst the fearsome mounties
tyler: oh canada
end scene.
rofl
Act IV Scene 2
Cetnik: free sodges plz lawlerskatersonsinbillybobszzz
Dano: never
Cetnik: i r nub
Dano: banned, afk
end scene
what a shitty scene die
this is mostly true: behold.
act V
scene I: don discusses life with killa. the stalkers observe with relish
DoN: what are your thoughts on the purpose of life, killa?
KiLLa: hmm. to be honest, i haven't thought much on that subject.
DoN: shouldn't you always be honest?
KiLLa: i believe sometimes you should be honest.
DoN: so seldom that in order to let people know you're being honest you have to say you're being honest?
KiLLa: i suppose so. i was actually using it as a linguistic idiom.
DoN: you really didnt need to use the word 'linguistic'. the definition of idiom implies its usage.
KiLLa: well you really don't need to pick apart everything i say.
DoN: maybe i should since you arent really thinking before you say it.
KiLLa: maybe you should back the fuck off.
DoN: maybe.
TyLeR: actually the definition of idiom pretty much directly states its usage. it is not implied.
DoN: actually the definition of shut the fuck up directly states that you're a little fucking late in jumping in to say that.
CetniK: lawlz.
DaRK: OMFG
FRoG: PANTS
DaRK: PANTS
DaRK: OFF
FRoG: OFF
FRoG/DaRK: NOW!
[orgy]
DoN: what did you have for breakfast today, killa?
KiLLa: i was actualy unable to eat said breakfast.
DoN: and why was that?
KiLLa: there was a gargantuan beast guarding it.
DoN: beast?
KiLLa: yes, it was grotesque.
DoN: describe it?
KiLLa: well, it had eight legs, many eyes, and it was very large as i said earlier.
DoN: a spider?
KiLLa: yes, you could call it that.
DoN: why didnt you just fucking say spider? what the fuck.
KiLLa: why do you fucking care what i had for breakfast?
[orgy]
end scene.
cetnik: guys lets go kill us some albanian pigeons
don: im down homie! let me get my pigeon beater aka nightstick
killa: dude let me join in first i gotta smoke dis blunt nigga
cetnik: well before we kill us some pigeons lets stop by bosnia and rid the land free from muslimns and neo-nazi croats aka ustase.
cetnik: they will burn in hell
y0 lolz.. afk
lol @ zerg thinkin he cool cus he not online..
What the fuck..
Quote from: "CetniK"Act II
Scene I: the battlefield
frog: dude, cetnik, the muslims are coming!
cetnik:fuckin dogs ill kill them all!
frog: dude, i can see their faces now omfg panic everyone!
cetnik: STFU DUDE IM TRYIN TO PLAY FIFA
killa:dude im so high right now smoked me some good weed
don:now i shall make my advances towards killa. he shall see my true feelings towards him
killa:dude, i can see what you're saying
don:..oh
killa:dont worry i wanna bang your anus just as hard :)
firewall:dudes, load your bots!
zerg:y0
cetnik:stfu zerg go afk
zerg:k
firewall:dude, cetnik stop banning everyone
firewall was kicked by KiLLa[EwR]@Azeroth (he's my boo boo)>
don:dude, that was so hot cetnik fuck me
cetnik:stfu i said im playing FIFA you stupid honkey
HOLY SHIT AHAHAH
Quote from: "CetniK"cetnik: guys lets go kill us some albanian pigeons
don: im down homie! let me get my pigeon beater aka nightstick
killa: dude let me join in first i gotta smoke dis blunt nigga
cetnik: well before we kill us some pigeons lets stop by bosnia and rid the land free from muslimns and neo-nazi croats aka ustase.
cetnik: they will burn in hell
pigeons ROFL AHAHA
FIFA 08?
I need to pick that shit up.
act VII
scene 1
setting: clan ewr
[KiLLa spits down onto random-bitch whilst conversing with one FRoG]
random-bitch: WTF MAN?!
CetniK: lawl
KiLLa: what?
random-bitch: why'd you SPIT on me..,..WTF!1!1 BITCH!
FiReWaLL: wtf!
KiLLa: what?
FiReWaLL: don't abuse ops.
KiLLa: what did i do
FiReWaLL: you can't just go spitting on everyone
CetniK: lawl *serbian dance*
[FiReWaLL climbs off of ops and helps poor random-bitch, who is frightfully angry]
random-bitch: you guys are STUPID
[random-bitch is banned by KiLLa]
FiReWaLL: wtf..
CetniK: lawl
KiLLa: lawl
FiReWaLL: lawl
FRoG: so back to what we were talking about
KiLLa: yeah
FRoG: i understand my penis is likened to a wise grandfather clock.
KiLLa: with the pendulum?
FRoG: yes, the very same.
KiLLa: the one perfected by one Christiaan Huygens?
FRoG: the very same.
KiLLa: the same Huygens who tutored Gottfried Leibniz?
FRoG: yes.
KiLLa: very good then
FRoG: i thank you, and offer similar praise
KiLLa: your praise is kindly accepted!
end scene
lol frog u crazy