This is titled: "The Unjust Fellow", and rightly so
Once upon a time there was a Fellow of the (Elite) Society who one day found himself at a peculiar crossroads. All his Fellows were either Sleepy, or Gravely Drowsy. To think 'pon the matter the Fellow decided to Take A Walk in the nearby forest, which was Very Magical.
Whilst traipsing and thinking he came across a Fellow Fellow of the Elite Society. He spoke thus to his Eternal Friend: "How goes it, friend, on this fine day?"
"It goes well, Fellow!" began his friend, "But I find myself terribly weak and tired of late!"
"Is that why your correspondence is rather lacking in our Clubb?" asked the concerned Fellow.
"Indeed!" agreed his Friend.
"What shall we do to remedy this situation?" said the Fellow whilst slyly unbuttoning his vest. By the time he had withdrawn his "sabre" it was too late -- the Rape had ensued.
This is why you post in the forums. Rape is the punishment, Rape is the reward. Keep this with you always.
Sincerely,
His-Venerable-Self, Sir FRoG
E.S.M.
Dedicated to His-Outrageous-Foppery, Sir DoN the Wiley Knight
all hail frogsphere!
It's not rape if they're willing.
unfortunately true
lolz u guys
what a magical experiance