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Started by FRoG, September 18, 2007, 08:03:13 PM

EverBlue


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Quote from: "CetniK"Act II

Scene I: the battlefield

frog: dude, cetnik, the muslims are coming!
cetnik:fuckin dogs ill kill them all!
frog: dude, i can see their faces now omfg panic everyone!
cetnik: STFU DUDE IM TRYIN TO PLAY FIFA
killa:dude im so high right now smoked me some good weed
don:now i shall make my advances towards killa. he shall see my true feelings towards him
killa:dude, i can see what you're saying
don:..oh
killa:dont worry i wanna bang your anus just as hard :)
firewall:dudes, load your bots!
zerg:y0
cetnik:stfu zerg go afk
zerg:k
firewall:dude, cetnik stop banning everyone
firewall was kicked by KiLLa[EwR]@Azeroth (he's my boo boo)>
don:dude, that was so hot cetnik fuck me
cetnik:stfu i said im playing FIFA you stupid honkey

HOLY SHIT AHAHAH

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Quote from: "CetniK"cetnik: guys lets go kill us some albanian pigeons
don: im down homie! let me get my pigeon beater aka nightstick
killa: dude let me join in first i gotta smoke dis blunt nigga
cetnik: well before we kill us some pigeons lets stop by bosnia and rid the land free from muslimns and neo-nazi croats aka ustase.
cetnik: they will burn in hell


pigeons ROFL AHAHA

EverBlue

FIFA 08?
I need to pick that shit up.

FRoG

act VII
scene 1
setting: clan ewr

[KiLLa spits down onto random-bitch whilst conversing with one FRoG]

random-bitch: WTF MAN?!
CetniK: lawl
KiLLa: what?
random-bitch: why'd you SPIT on me..,..WTF!1!1 BITCH!
FiReWaLL: wtf!
KiLLa: what?
FiReWaLL: don't abuse ops.
KiLLa: what did i do
FiReWaLL: you can't just go spitting on everyone
CetniK: lawl *serbian dance*

[FiReWaLL climbs off of ops and helps poor random-bitch, who is frightfully angry]

random-bitch: you guys are STUPID

[random-bitch is banned by KiLLa]

FiReWaLL: wtf..
CetniK: lawl
KiLLa: lawl
FiReWaLL: lawl
FRoG: so back to what we were talking about
KiLLa: yeah
FRoG: i understand my penis is likened to a wise grandfather clock.
KiLLa: with the pendulum?
FRoG: yes, the very same.
KiLLa: the one perfected by one Christiaan Huygens?
FRoG: the very same.
KiLLa: the same Huygens who tutored Gottfried Leibniz?
FRoG: yes.
KiLLa: very good then
FRoG: i thank you, and offer similar praise
KiLLa: your praise is kindly accepted!

end scene

CetniK