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Ode to Hunger: The Subsequent Pains

Started by FRoG, March 10, 2008, 05:35:53 AM

FRoG

O' Rumbling Tummy!
How doth thou make me feel so Sad?
"Sorrow! Sorrow!" I cry,
My tummy rumbles.
O' Rumbling Tummy!
Why do you say
"GRjlHRhRjRH"?
Why do you run from me?
O' Rumbling Tummy


As a side note, avoid old oysters for they are poor for your health and make terrible substitutes for the children you are unable to conceive. Do not blame me for your inability to maintain (or gain) an erection, do not blame me for your inability to find a woman attractive. Your asexual prowess does me no harm, but I do not approve.

P.S.
Secret E.S.M. meeting tonight since His Reverend-Self Sir CetniK has restored our Table Cloth upon the Table. Members will be delighted with our recent acquisition of pastries and coffee.

CetniK


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