craigslist - for cettykitten

[FRoG]

some craigslist fun!


here is the add:

I AM LOOKING FOR YOUR BASIC FURNITURE AT A CHEAP PRICE! I AM MOVING TO NEW AND BETTER THINGS AND I DESPERATLY NEED FURNITURE (GOOD FURNITURE). PLEASE EMAIL ASAP! I DONT HAVE MUCH TO BUY SO IM ASKING FOR THOSE WITH KIND HEARTS TO HELP ME OUT HERE!


ITEMS NEEDED:
COUCH
LOVE SEAT OR RECLINER
COFFEE TABLE
LAMPS
DINING TABLE WITH CHAIRS
DECORATIONS (SUCH AS FRAMES ETC)
ALMOST NEW FULL BED OR BETTER WITH FRAME---DONT NEED HEAD OR FOOTBOARD.
CURTAINS
WORKING TV
SMALL ENTERTAINMENT CENTER OR SOMETHING TO PUT A TV ON IF I FIND ONE.
AND ANYTHING U CAN THINK OF!!!!

IF YOU HAVE ANY OF THESE ITEMS PLEASE HAVE A HEART AND EMAIL THEM TO ME, TELL ME YOUR ASKING PRICE! I NEED THESE ITEMS ASAP!


NEW APARTMENT SO I HAVE NOTHING TO MOVE IN WITH. ONLY SHEETS, PILLOWS AND YOUR BASIC KITCHEN SUPPLIES. PLEASE DONT FLAG THIS AD, I AM CRYING OUT FOR HELP!

THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS

my response:


Salutations,

I have various articles of furniture. Unfortunately, I will only trade these various items (couches, lamp, desk, etc.) if you can acquire a mudkip plush toy. I require two of these mudkipz.
Or, if the situation suits you conveniently, I also require a cheap Nintendo DS with or without a pokemon.

Sincerely,
Me


here's another response to someone who wanted a computer desk


Greetings,

I have a Computer Desk, which I now offer to you. The price? I require two Pokemon Mudkip Plush Toys and/or Keychain (I will need to see evidence of this). If these are unobtainable, I ask for a cheap Nintendo DS; if this comes  with a Pokemon game, all the better.

Sincerely,
Me

and here's an ad

http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/wan/647815922.html


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xoxo

[CetniK]

I LOL'D HARD ^_^

[FiReWaLL]

Wheres my bio frog!!

[DoN]

you dont get one and i write the bios around here

[EverBlue]

Ahahahaha.
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[EverBlue]