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[CetniK]

Curtis: dude i got locked up for a month
Curtis: so i was workin in tha kitchen cuz i was ona workers deck in there, he threw bologna at my face, and i picked up a bunch of food and threw it at him, and than he threw a bakin pan at me and i took the water hose n blasted him wit it all over his jail pants n shirt, and he got all mad n talked shit, so than he was talkin shit all nite so i kept throwin food at him n he came after me wit a plastic food tray n tried 2 throw it at me so i picked 1 up n threw it at his face n he started swingin at me n shit n i
Curtis: stuck his ass in tha neck
Curtis: and ery1 came n broke it up
Curtis: n 10mins later he came up 2 me n was ooo im sorry im sorry
than some fucken puerto rican dope sic fuck tried ta say i threw sumn at him n he got up off his bed n came over n i told him ta shut his fucken mouth n go lay back down n dude was talkin shit n i told him if he didnbt go sit back down i would slap tha fuck out him
Curtis: n he went back down on his bun
than when i was gettin out, i sat next ta a tranny i guess, like i didnt no he was gay, n than i got next ta him and he looked like a bitch, n i was like wtf, n when we changed into our actual clothes...i swear ta god, he WAS WEARIN TIGHT ASS GIRL PANTS, A TIGHT ASS RED SHIRT, AND A GIRLS FUCKEN COAT UP TO HIS BELLY BUTTON
Curtis: omfg wear roca wear
Curtis: all of it
Curtis: looked jus like a fucken girl no shit
Curtis: i was gonna go holla at her but than i asjked dude n thats a girl, i was like wtf thats tha same nigga that was changin from his d.o.c shit
Boris: so
Boris: it was a dude
Curtis: LONG hair erythang
Curtis: looked jus like a bitch n when i looked at his camel toe it looked like no balls

[FRoG]

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