The Origins of Firewall 2 By:DoN

[DoN]

First before I begin my article I must apologise for my absence. I was off hunting wilderbeasts with my magic wand.

[DoN]

Sorry for the delay yet again.

For weeks Firewall was confused and lonely (his sexual needs satisfied with a hot potato) ( you dont want to know where he stuck it). Firewall happened apon a stange man. When the strange man introduced himself it was none other then Zero. Zero was a crack addict with a lust for (Gay) blowup dolls. The two bonded instantly. Also they worked on building a (gay) bar together.

Now at the time in Newfoundland the land was being oppressed by an evil ruler. This rulers name was none other than Serial~Killa. Serial~Killa had imposed a horrible tax on everything that has to do with Newfoundland life. He also drowns babys and drinks rat blood. Now, because of Serial~Killas evil habbits he has gained an unholy amount of power and with an army of killabots he was all but garanteed to rule over Newfoundland forever...

Firewall and Zero hated this tax that the evil ruler imposed and set out to change things. On the way they met a man who could clone himself. Both of which were retarded this was Meal (see frogs contribution on the study of meal). Meal then told them that this was his superpower. Zero soon found that doing crack increased his strength turning him into a giant pink and purple bunny rabit with great strength. Firewalls ability was well....uh.... (he didnt have a good one) well he can transform into a gay blowup doll at will. The extra head on his back also possesses some intelligence (it knows how to open doors, chew bubble gum and walk at the same time, and whipe its own ass). Meal decided that he too thought the taxes were wrong and joined them to change things. The three of them walked for days among the crooked Newfoundland streets (they never could make a straight line). When they happened apon a green man in the forest. He had a wierd shaped head and was down on all fours. Firewall immediatly walked over and spat on this strange being. The strange being owned Firewall. Then Zero transformed and attacked the strange creature. He too was defeated handily. Meal cloned himself and both clones went to hide in the forest. The strange being then said he was not their enemy and was on an adventure of his own to change things his name was....

Funding ran low again i apologize again... Sorry...

[CetniK]

lol @ hot potato

[FiReWaLL]

BLASPHEMY!!!

[EverBlue]

/increases DoN's funding

[ZeRO]

that pink and purple bunny is from magic the gathering